AHHH Monday is over and everything is good in the world.
Also my phone is still at 40%. After 12 hours out of the house!
September 22nd, 1994 - FRIENDS pilot airs
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”
Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.
I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video.
1. I bought my 6th cell phone today- an iPhone 6!
It’s beautiful and gold and will finally be able to hold all of my stuff, including all 7 Harry Potter audiobooks! And the lock screen/on/off button works, and it doesn’t freeze all the time like my iPhone 5. I got a $50 tablet with it too, with free data for two years. And after the two years, I can just take it off and only use it with wifi. (I’m such a sucker, I already have a Mac mini, a macbook pro, an ipad and an iphone- what do I need a 7 inch android tablet for?)
2. I have my first grad school exam tomorrow! I would be worried, except it’s basically on mean and median and z-scores and histograms and other ridiculously easy stuff. Plus we get an 8.5/11 sheet back and front cheat sheet, and a graphing calculator.
3. I can’t wait to go home on Wednesday for Rosh Hashanah! I’m excited to see my family and friends, and most importantly, my adorable 9 month old niece Annie.
4. My 2 year anniversary with Parker is in three weeks and I still don’t have a present for him…
"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021
When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.
And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.
Seth Meyers, SNL Weekend Update, Season 36, Episode 12 (via seriouslyamerica)
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
Mud + Pup = True happiness.
can i make it any more obvious?